February 27, 2009

gooodtimessss on a friiidayy night

mongeeeeeeeeese i just heard that you actually decided not to bring your cell to austrailia. GOOD THING I TEXTED YOU TODAY WISHING YOU A GOOD FLIGHT! Anyyyshways, us old ladies are just chillin tonight, after a rough week we're so tired we actually do not want to move. So we've been chatting for awhile now, and now we're going to go over to the townhouses and just hang out... in sweats... sober... on a friday night. EEEEEE!

But anyways, I wanna say that I love you monnny and I hope you have a safe trip and DEFINITELY a hot seatmate. :) mmmmmmm.

love you!

<333,
kitty

Mongeese in flight..

Dearest ones,

Today is the departure of our favorite Mongeese to the land of Kangaroos. Being one of the bestest friends that I've ever had in my life, and in such a short time, I am deeply saddened that she's actually leaving!!!! After 4582058 days at home, our babe is already on her way to the airport.

Mongeese-I hope you have the best flight, complete with hott seatmates and hopefully an Aussie man that you'll fall in love with, he'll obviously live on your street in Australia, and then you'll get married :)
SO..I'm in research methods class right now not paying attention..I should start-my teach is looking at me.

So bon voyage, stay classy san diego, aw shucks I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH :(
I'm just gonna say I'll see you soon. I'm going to purchase a webcammy this break so we can always see each other.EEEE
Miss you, Love you forever!

kisses, lady yaya

February 22, 2009

"I can't believe you have Juicy underwear"

Ok so...I had to post after this last text message the Docta received. SHE LEFT HER UNDERWEAR AT P-DIDDY'S LAST NIGHT. Yup, our one and only doctor had some fun and forgot her panties in his room. Now we were just having a convo about the fact that losing something in such a smallll room is really impossible. Guess not. Good thing it was cute.
Oh Doc I love you.

kisses, lady yaya

NANNERPUS! (and funny story clarification)

saw this commercial the other night... could not help but die of laughter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkp1k4TNJNA

enjoy. oh and btw ... nannerpus knocks his eye off like 2 seconds into the video


oh and ps in reference to dr. ew's post, our 'unforunate fourth roommate' who had to replace mongeese ( SADNESS ) jumped into my bed wasted approximately 5 days after I met her. Needless to say, we probably haven't actually had a conversation since. Yaya suggested it was becuase I was nice to her before she went out that night, but it's probably one of the all time greatest stories of my stay at Drew. She climbed into my bed, which is about 5 feet in the air, higher than her bed and all the other places where she could rest her weird,intruding head in this quad.

I mean, okay, I'm flattered... but every weekend night I jump up everytime someone walks in the door thinking someone is gonna climb on my bed, ON MY BODY (over my back) and faceplant into my pillow next to me. SOO AWKWARDDDDDDDD

<333,
kitty

So I need to lay off the bottle haha

ok so seeing as I'm the only one who has yet to post on this blog I figured today would be a perfect day to give an update on my life seeing as last night was rather eventful for myself haha

So it all started when me and lady yaya went out to the suites...we weren't drunk when we got there nor were we planning on really drinking that much but once offered shots, we couldn't refuse so we drank and kept drinking and needless to say, we were both eventually drunk and sadly I was probs more drunk than she was

We bopped around the suites as usual and it was pretty decent but eventually i ran into p.didds and within like 5 minutes we were already headed to his room...so we got there and we started hooking up and shiz and he was being all girly as usual saying how he liked me so much and blah blah trying too hard bull shit but whatever i guess i can't hate the guy for being nice haha but yea things proceeded rather quickly and before I knew it...we had sex ee haha so yea i need to stop drinking so much

but i ended up falling alseep there but around 4 his roommate came back so i decided to leave and come back to my room and because my life is so good...as I'm leaving the building i walk straight into 3 of my guy friends, bra in my pocket, shirt under my arm...it was fantastic

so i finally made it back to my room and lady yaya was sleeping in my bed and kitty was passed out in hers so i opted for the futon...thought about jumping into bed with kitty just to scare the shit out of here and she would think it was our unfortunate fourth roommmate but I figured I'd spare her the fear haha but that is all i have to say

peace and love, Docta Ew <3

February 21, 2009

I woke up this morning feeling brand new

So I don't really have any particular stories to tell you lovely biddies about, but I thought I'd try out the bloggie. I'm watching Gone With the Wind right now. Everytime I watch this movie I fall more in love with Rhett Butler. I love him sooooo much. Like seriously. I told my mom and she says she's more of an Ashley fan. But he's a pussy and so boring. Rhett is amazingggg! I want to find a guy like him... It would of been fun to live in that time period. Well maybe not during the Civil War but before and after then. I'd also have to be rich or I think life could be pretty bleak.

Updates: Went to a party last night at a friends. It was fun... got pretty drunk. Oh, new food to add to the throw up list- peanut butter. When I got home I ate a peanut butter and fluff sandwich followed by two cupcakes. This morning up the peanut butter came (but only once again!! my hangovers are getting better. Weirdly enough, I think that beer is the worse for me but I lurvess it). Lemme just say, not yummy at all. Quite gross. So I do not recommend throwing it up any time soon lol.


Ohh, guess who texted me last night. One D. Loverrrr (aka the guy I hooked up when I visited). He asked me what I was doing and that I should come to his party and bring friends. I told him that while I would love driving 5 hours at 9pm to some strangers house, I already had a party lined up. So we're gonna have a raincheck date. Hahaha. I'm still just amused by his last name. p.s. Dr. Ew- you still owe me a story about you and RuPaul (Didds) on Vday. Or was it just that the softball field actually got more action than a bunch of vaginas playing around on it :D


I should be starting to pack right now, but I'm being a lazy bum. I'm starting to get pretty nervous about leaving but really excited too. I feel like I should've done more researching or something during my break. But again, lazzzy. I fb stalked one of my roomies I'm gonna be staying with in Sydney. She seems nice... goes to Smith, is a cheerleader, is a lifeguard I think. She's in Sydney with her rents right now because they wanted to explore. Maybe she'll be an expert of Sydney and can show me around. I can't remember if I told you guys but the street my apt's on is right by Coogee beach, has a nice park out front, bar down like 5 buildings, and is parallel to a street with lots of restuarants. So basically I'm not gonna to any work and will be really poor. Excitedddd!


Sorry this is so long and didn't really say anything much. I miss you biddies so much and wish you could come with my on my adventure. Summer visitation is a must this upcoming summer or I'll die. I also want to here more stories asap. Working on the webcam thing so I'll try to set that up soon!! xoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxo


elephant juice,

mongeese

song obsession: it's a new day by will.i.am


February 17, 2009

Hey y'all,

So after recovery on Sunday, and nice trip to the greatest chicken place alive...We're all getting back into the swing of homework. Wait, I'm lying, we're trying to get back into the swing. Afternoon naps are just too good though.Oh well. So pretty pissed about GossipGirl not being on this week, seriously.How do they think that it's ok to skip weeks allllll the time.Kitty's sister is here for a visit this week so her presence is giving me an excuse not to do anything and just sit and hang with her.I don't see a problem with ittt.Oh except that one of my "important" buttons on my laptop does not work due to her spillage of water.LOVE YA DANI :)
I'm avoiding work right now so I'll give you a little background about our little blog.
With the departure of our beloved Mongeese to the land of kangaroos for this semester, we decided it would be a good idea to make a blog so we can all update tidbits about what's going on in our lives. Mongeese has been my roommate since freshman year (<3) and it's already very strange without her here.Thank the lord I became friends with Kitty and the Docta because they are pullin me through the rough times! Hahaha. Anyways, we all decided to try do the webcam thing which may be hard cuz of the time difference, but could make for some interesting conversations!Love.It.And love Mongeese...By the way Mongeese's name may change when she realizes we made that for her.Hahahah.Ok ok, so I should probably start work.The new girl that moved in her place in our room is listening to her music SO loud IN headphones that I can hear the song.Are you kidding me? My issue with the newbie is a story for another day. Wait but seriously.I want to give over and just silently turn down the volume.Guess I'll have to fire back with my own music.
Off to my homework..

kisses, lady yaya

February 15, 2009

Just so good..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU&feature=featured




kisses, lady yaya

valentine's day = MAD GAY

Yesterday was Valentine's Day, which is basically the stupidest holiday ever. For those who have someone, it is just a sorry excuse to get your boyfriend to care (when he should anyway), and for us hot single people, it's a way for couples to TRY to make us feel bad. Of course, we went shopping and bought some fabulous clothes at the store across the street. I bought a cute white shirt that I'm really excited to wear when I'm in warm weather (Florida in like 18 days !! EEEEE)

Last night was of course, a shit show. It started off really slow because we thought that everyone was going into town to go to the bar and we are ALL under 21 (with no IDs that were really reasonable, lady yaya has an ID that says she's 25... so she would actually be 4 years older than everyone else there). After waiting around for awhile, everyone returned to campus and we started our glorious power hour playlist (80's baby). We mixed this weird wine that miss yaya brought back from home (it can be mixed with liquor?) so we did it. Wine + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice + Power hour = blasted in a very short amount of time. Of course the commons left us with no sufficient food for the weekend, so I got really drunk really quickly because I ate sherbert for dinner.

Yaya and Ew took a little longer to get drunk, but when they did they really did. Ew got really horny and had to leave to find PDidds. Yaya kept drinking, got locked in a bathroom, lost her keys, and proceeded to call her friend from home multiple times when claiming she didn't. I ended up in AJ's suite where some girl was actually passed out on the floor face down (two baseball guys had to come remove her) and someone else was throwing up in the bathroom. Yaya and I laid on the couch while I convinced her that we should leave and she really wanted to, but she didn't want to get up.

This morning was slightly better though. Ew returned from her horny drunken night after Yaya and me fell asleep, so we were caught up with the details. Apparently she met up with Didds and after finding his room occupied, walked to the softball field and almost got it on (ALMOST ! DAMNIT) in our dugout. Pretty sweet, she has dirt stains on her Marc Jacobs black jeans. HAHAAHAHA.

After returning from brunch, Yaya let us in that while she was a drunken mess last night (and after we made a can of tuna and ate it all) that she fell asleep and peed on our futon. PEED ON OUR FUTON. Good thing my sister came today to stay for the week and SLEEP on it. We cleaned it though, so all is well.

<3333,
Kitty