ps errrrrbody is sucking at the postages. including myself obvi, but um hiiiii?!

yo voy a salir este pais manana. (i am leaving this country tomorrow)

hiiii biddies,

Well, now that we are all separated, I guess I can give real updates to everyone and it wont just be mongeese who's left outta the picture. I am leaving for Peru tomorrow (technically, because it is 1am on the 21st) so I'm FREAKINNN out. I have been packing all night, and only freaked out once when my mom had me waiting ALL day to help me out, and then sat there and watched me pack. After I left all pissed off she finally did something for a half hour, so I am almost done. I've actually just sent two cracked out emails to my professors about the "small towel" we are supposed to bring and our tshirts (small towel. like.. small? handtowel? or like.. not a big bath towel? so confusing). April of course steered me in the wrong direction when it came to buying things so I had a mini freakout about that, but its all good. Of course, she still maintains that she is right even though she is absolutely not, but its okay, I can return some of the shirts I bought yesterday. So, i've got my hiking sneakers, my rain hat (yes, its awesome.. green.. bucket style), i have my head lamp (in CAMO.), and of course SPF 928739273 (including SPF in the clothing. weird. and expensive.)

I finally got a new phone so everyone doesn't have to be on speaker anymore, which is nice, since it will now sit in my house for the next 3 weeks. "You shook me all night long" is currently the ringtone. I sent myself a rascal flatts song but it magically came out as elevator by flo rida? so I'm not really comprehending that one.

Other than that things are otay, I've seen a couple people since I've been back. My cousin got married the other day so I got to get a sneak peak at JD's brother's GIRLFRIENDS BELLLLY. She's due in October, and apparently having a girl, which is nice slash insane because his brother is a year younger than us. BUT apparently the girlfriend is a YEAR OLDER THAN US mmm. Cait came and dropped off some expensive clothes for me to take off of her skinny hands, and I was willing. Gave me another pair of jeans that won't fit unless I lose 5 pounds, so guess who's losing at least 5 pounds these next three weeks? (btw- my goal is 15.)

I can't wait to see you biddies. I am assuming that I will be seeing yaya (and possibly dre?) when I get back at the Indian's partay (which is possibly on the 13th? FRIDAY the 13th? The MORNING I fly back.. I land at 8AM btw). The boy said he wants to come if I'm goin so hopefully ill get some ace. finally. or maybe ill be forced to become asexual fo reals.

anyshways, i love youu guys. ill spank some alpacas for you, chew some coca leaves, eat some guinea pig, touch monkeys, and make weird animal noises for everything i see... just for you guys.

meow,
schnurr,
peace out
or should i say, ADIOS.
<333,
kitty

DONE WITH JUNIOR YEAR

MONGEEEEEEEEEEEESE.
WE ARE DONE WITH JUNIOR YEAR.well you aren't but WE ARE.
ayyyy yyayyyyyyy.i love it.
tonight is genie day so kitty and i are gonna be so wasted it's gonna be ridiculous.
we'll take tons of pics.
Dre went home today :( very sad.tears.very very very sad.
shes going to a BRAVES game today with p diddy. fun fun family fun

aight i gotta start packing..didnt realize how much stuff i have.whoops bidddyyy

ok love you update later<333

kisses, yaya

video response

nahh kitty i'm not all about that kind of dancing anymore.
this is where it's at:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4822310?fr=yvmtf

CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!

elephant juice,
mongeese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcqb3nz_FA

learn it, bitch.

<333, kitttttty.

Bloggy Time

sup biddies....so I don't necessarily have anything too thrilling to talk about but I figured I'd pop in with a mini update on how life is going

So things w the boyfriend are going well...except last night i happened to mention how many people i had hooked up w and stuff to him (it was only like 13) but i guess he wasnt expecting it so he got mad and his reaction was like "wow my gf is a slut" haha so i called him out immediately and was like you gotta be kidding me that you're gonna get mad about that...afterall, he has fucked 3 more ppl than i have so i automatically am better haha...but we then proceeded to have sex and it was poss the best sex we ever had haha so i just though i'd let you guys know that

but right now im chilling in my roomie all alone bc yaya and kitty are in class and mongeese you are obviously in the world down unda...but the herb carnival thing is going on so i got some lovely music pumping through my window and all i want right now is you three biddies here too and some yummy alcoholy drinks haha

but nothing else too exciting is going on in my life...softball is almost over which is phenomenal haha and i've been planning my trip next semester some more but unfortunately, the cheapest flight i've been able to find so far is $1,028..not good haha so hopefully i find some better deals


but thats all for now...love you all and mongeese i miss ya like crazy!!

peace and love, Docta Dre <3

sexxxy can i?

i can't believe jr/sr wasn't fun!!! well i mean besides for the reason that i wasn't there :D buuut really?? next year they better ante up on the good music and food. and the lights were on like even in the dancing areas?? ugh grosssss... thats when you see how ugs people really are lol!!

and yaya why did you want to kill people? were you just drunk? haha i miss firey yaya... next year lets get into a legit fight and like punch someone in the face!!!

sooooo glad you guys had fun at main streets!!!! and rellly relllly druuuuunk. and hooray for whoreish clothes... everyone knows that they are the best. obvi. oh and post pics asap. seriously you guys hav not posted pics in forevssss (besides dani's sweet 16 which were hilarious but not of drew adventures!)

the story about the guy and the stool is hehwarwious!!! and i cant believe that other guy like got a drink from him and then just sat and chatted with him lolololololol!! maybe he was into older men....

speaking of older men aahahaha... kitty i think you should have just hooked up with corey. so what if he's old. it just means he knows what to doooo!!! ;) but um yaya did you guys do anything elseeeeee hmmmmm? oh, and i want to see pics of these guys as well... so you guys get on that

freshman suck but i guess if he's hot its okay?? haha totes up to you. no judging will be done on my part so no worries! and someone HAS to hook up with chaminade. like surriously you guys have been dreaming about it for so long hahhaha! so do it!

love these storiesss!! keep em coming. break is over now, i actually have work, and its raining. so itd def not the nicest time right now. i give you gloating permission lol! im thinking of planning a trip to fiji though so maybe i can do that while im stuck inside :D

i love you craaazy ladies! get us a good room tomorrow! MWAH MWAH!!

elephant juice,
mongeese

funnnnn storyyyyy for youuuuuuuu

okay. sooooo first off, junior/senior was not fun. We did not drink enough to enjoy it and it was awkward because the DJ wasn't that great, food was okay, and the lights were on the whole time? totally weird. Oh but Yaya did want to kill people, which is always entertaining- she was basically trying to start fights with everyone at the dance. So that night was mow. Anyshways... saturday night was a complete turnaround.. and YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU READ THIS !!!! hhahahahhahaha

so dre and kitty got back from softball late because we were in scranton, so we didn't get back to campus until 10. (after the games we just HAD to stop in scranton at one of the lesbian on the softball team's mansion-- legit ridiculous though. sick movie theater/guest house bigger than all our houses/yard the size of campus.)

Basically, we RAN to get ready and go to the bar. yaya wore a really cute blue/white striped skirt with a nice white shirt (lookin oh so sexayy) ... kitty wore one of Dre's SHIRTS... AS A DRESS.. (I KNOW YOU LOVE IT) ... WITH HEELS. KITTY = WHORE. LOVES IT. (but really, it wasn't that bad. you can see the pics lataaaaaaaa)

Yaya and kitty got a ride with a couple peoples, it was fun. We had a couple shots before we left (yaya said they actually were excrutiating lol) and went on our merry way. Got to the bar and ran into some Drew people which was nice, then made our way to the front again where there were open seats (near the band playing.. nicey right???) and kitty got to ORDER HER FIRST DRINK!!!! it was awkward though because she took the ID and like showed it to some guy ?? like as if they were just talking about it - not like she thought it was fake... but I don't know. she said happy birthday.

got LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS.. OF COURSE. Vincent bought birthday shots (red headed sluts) for the birthday girls and kept drankkkkkkkin of course. Yaya and kitty went to the bathroom to take pictures of our drunk selves (see facebook. haaha) and two guys were watching us when we walked back... (BECAUSE WERE SEX KITTENS), one of them was really cute- but they never came over to us. Then we were near the bar, standing, and a seat opened up. Yaya sat down and a guy came over to us with his friend and was like "yeahh so this creepy old guy likes to sit there its like... his seat..and hes probably gonna want it back" so he was a little flirty but definitely a lot older and we were like oh word. Yaya was just like ummm should i get up? like all nervous and he was like nahh nahh we'll take care of you. you guys can stay here... my friends big. itll be fine. The old guy came back (creepy mustache), asked yaya to get up. she got up immediately. THe guy told us to ask the guy to buy us drinks... we told him to ask... so the guy asked the creepy guy for a drink.. and then hes like "ooh hes gonna get one for me!" and like.. totally didn't work it. Like, should have asked us what we wanted... or given us the drink.. but legit took it and drank it and talked to creepy old guy? WEIRD. WHATEVER.

OK SO... Next boys......... we were standing at the bar and we were just like sorta dancing.. very very very drunk. Kitty had a blow job shot and another long island iced tea and thought she was going to puke so had to stop. Then, this guy comes up to kitty and basically challenges her to a dance off sorta thing?? (its a little hazy) ... introduces us to his friend, but then yaya is like WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. So basically dance off guy was kitty's (his name was Corey) and David was with yaya. We talked to them/hung out with them til last call at the bar (we were not expecting to be there that long at all) and they got us beers. They then invited themselves back to campus?? (We don't remember much of the conversation at the bar)... Kitty told Corey he was too old (in the meantime, he told Kitty that David was 31 FUCKING YEARS OLD. 31. told me not to tell yaya at all because he wanted them to 'connect' ... ummm.. i told her as soon as i had a chance).

So......drinking, being awkward in the suites (kitty's dad called it the SLUMS the other day.. so that is what its new name is... BTW), and then yaya and 31 year old made out.Her defense is that she hasn't made out in awhile and shwatevvvssss.BAHAHHAH.we just told alex from e-house and she crackeeeed up hahahhaha.SO yeah,David.31.Owns a deli.what the fuck.lol. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee. corey fell asleep on vin's suite's couch... and kitty darted out and left him there. GOOD TIMES .. :) By the way I just facebook stalked the corey and found him.boo yah.not adding obviously.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVE YOU,
hope you enjoyed this one
PS ALMOST HUN GOUT WITH CHAMINADE LAST NIGHT. DRE'S BOY INVITED HIM OVER BUT HE TOOK TOO LONG AND WE FFELLLL ASLEEp..

oooh, and dre and yaya want kitty to hook up with a freshman hes friends with... is that bad?! hes so cute ! and he thinks im hot. ok. idk. bye.

<33333, schnuurrrrrrrr, kisseeees,
kitty and lady yaya

tots mcgoats (yeah, i dont care if you hate it mongeese.. hehe)

hiiiiiiiie,

so this weekend was fun, mostly because my sisters sweet 16. me, dre, and yaya probably had the best time in the world. I got wasted in front of my family for the first time (and dropped my fork on me while eating.. tomato sauce all over my beautiful yellow dress.. but it was saved!!) and danced the night away. My mom's friend was making us our drinks- cosmopolitans, that were so strong, we probably could have used chasers just to sip it. I was done after 3 (LIGHT WEIGHT!!!) and slightly ridiculous. Apparently I started trying to feed alcohol to my sister? But I don't remember that.

Anyway, creepy DJ actually pointed me out at the end of the party saying "OHHH SHE HAD A GOOD TIME", and I was basically scared the entire night that I was being watched because I was VERY intoxicated. Other than that, we were the life of the party. SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS LOVE US. We all danced with young boys (my favorite actually came up to me and asked me to dance.. cutie)... so life was ... interesting. FUNNY picture up on fbook, so mongeese- you have to see them FO SHO. We had the absolute best time... and everyone loved us... and the food was yummy... like i said, my dress is better so I'm happy because that was really the only bad thing that happened all night.

So last night I got back to school, but before I went, of course, I brought two trays of leftovers (AYYYEE AYYYEE) and alcohol (YUP)... my mom actually let me bring alcohol... as she should... since my birthday is the DAY AFTER TOMORROW .. but I brough tback like almost a full 24 of beer, a handle of rum, some wine, some tequila... partay time. :)

Anyways, Mongeese, that text message was terrifying, and absolutely way over 160 characters.. which obviously blew my mind. HAhaha.. Really that is so creepy and so like ew anyway because umm its like .. thanks? i guess? you want an asian girl? coolio.

Other than that, nothing is special in my life other than the fact that I got back to the room last night after a drive from hell (yaya and i were stuck in like 2 hours of traffic.. and then got lost... yes. took us over 3 hours to get here)... then i came back and found out i have a small paper due tomorrow (YAY) and a presentation to do on Friday. (on top of the assignments I already knew about, including a quiz, a test, and a discussion) ... good news we have 8 softball games this week (wed, thurs, fri, and saturday)... so its gonna be a good one.

At least Ill be 21 on Wednesday ... hehehheehe

shlove you mongeesee.. wish you were here..

schnurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
meowwwwwwwwww
<333,
kittttttty

HAPPY EASTER!!

Happy Easter ladies!! Hope you guys are having wonderful family time and lots of delicious foood! It soo does not feel like Easter here at all (it was hot and a lil humid today) and I didn't get a big Easter lunch/dinner :( But I still had fun. Meghan, Akilah (my housemate), and I went on a bus tour of some of the beaches and the diff areas in the city. Meg and I were out til 4 last night so we were both a lil tired and hungover. It was a nice tour in an air conditioned, cushioned bus... a lazy day. Tomorrow we are going skydiving in Wollogong so after I finish this blog I'm going to beddd!! It's only 10:30pm right now btw lol. I haven't gone to bed/slept in in awhile so I'm pretty excited to go to bed haha! I'm sad I know.

Sooo I wanted to tell you the story of my creepy aussie stalker. So the night I went to Scubar and made out with my first aussie (yay!), I also met this aussie Steve. We danced for like maybe 3 songs but I didn't make out with him or anything and then we talked for my 15-20 minutes outside right before Meg and I went home. So really I didn't hang out with him that much... He was really nice, pretty good looking, surfed, and told me he could def teach me how to surf. I was actually pretty excited because he sounded like he really would be down for giving me a couple lessons. Okay, so the next day he texts me saying, and I quote, "It started about 5 years ago when i was over seas. I was attracted to thi girl. it was an unimaginable feeling... i went back to visit her after 3years but was cut in half when i found out it wasnt a mutal feeling. since then ive looked every day n sometimes when im driving i find and nearly crash my car cos im put under this trance and my mind just goes blank. i cant change my attraction to that image. its really simple what im looking for. i dont know why but its the shape of the girls eyes. it drives me crazy. you have thos eyes n i want them. n i will do anything to b able to look into them every day. im going to hate myself if this makesu think i am a weirdo cos i show my heart felt feeling to you to fast but i would regret it more if i didnt say anything at all... it brings me to tears. i want you." UMMMMM WTF!!!! seriously i couldnt even make this shit up! so basically hes saying that hes still in love with some girl he met 5 years ago, who was asian, and i have her eyes so now he wants me. or rather wants my eyes. lol! he wants to eye fuck the shit out of me i guess...scuse my french. i guess i dont get it cuz there is like a bajillion asian girls here in sydney and he had only met me for like maybe an hour total. so yeah i texted him back just being like i dont really know what to say and blahblah. i told him maybe we could meet up another night (pssh yeah right) and then he got angry when i didnt text him. so hopefullly thats over with. but um caaaaarazy right?? just proves that no matter where you go there will always be creepers and crazies. anyways, i hope this is a nice easter story for you all to read!! im pretty tired so im gonna go sleepies. schlove you long time!!

elephant juice,
mongeese

p.s. just to keep count of my hookups: last night i snogged a british lad who wont stop friggin texting me. but i might hang out with him again cuz he was entertaining lol talked my friggin ear off tho. we shall see.... my sexytime counter still at zero. damn. i guess illhave to go take one of those infamous lady yaya scrunchie time showers ;)

really quick post...

Soooo i just wanted to write a really quick post announcing my first hookup with an aussie!!! hooooray!!! the quick version: meg and i went to visit a couple of my friends who go to university of sydney and then we went to a bar downtown (actually my first time going out in the city) called scubar. we met some really nice aussie/british guys, got free drinks (i got a long island ice tea and a jagerbomb from two diff ppl. i am still truly thrilled with myself lol), and both meg and i ended up hooking up with australians (and meg actually ended up making out with a british guy too and let a third guy (who is my new favorite person ever... i'll post pictures of these people soon) kiss all up on her lol. ohhh and at the very end of the night, all of the guys we had been talking to/making out ended up standing in a big group together.... awkwardddpants!). but anyways the guy i hooked up was a a cutie (i have a couple pics of him too) and we danced, talked, had fun. unfortunately, no numbers got exchangeddd. hes leaving for new zealand and more traveling tomorrow? i think i cant really remember what he said. so yeah i just wanted to sharrre! ohh and i have a creepy story to tell you about this other aussie guy i met that night (didnt do anything but dance and talk to him) that magically became in love with me during maybe 1 hour of hanging out with him... ill tell that story later when i have time. meg and i are about to hit up some of the city markets now. so i have to make movessss

love you biddies more than apple-mango juice and that shit is gooooooood.

elephant juice,
mongeese

p.s. CONGRATS DRE!!! i'm glad you are official and that you truly like him and that your rents like him too. sooooo happy for you, you cutie!! p.didds def get major props for determination and dedication. he knew what he want....

p.p.s. the video you guys made for me is the bestest thing ever. seriously. you guys make life complete. even if you are liars :D

Your life is Awesome!

so mongeese can i just say that while reading your post i became angry because i am so FN jealous!!! haha but im soooo happy you're having such a good time...everything sounds amazing...the food, the places, the people, the drinks...so jeal! haha but still so happy you tagged me as a koala haha that made my day! but i can't wait to see you this summer and really catch up on everything but i must fill you in on the new occurrences in my life haha

so me and p.didds are an official couple now haha like yes i am a girlfriend..wierd haha but this is how it happened...he was at my softball game and obviously so were my parents...i was planning on introducing them afterward bc it was getting awakward bc they sit near eachother/know who each other are haha

but as my second game starts i looked out towards the bleachers and him and my dad are just standing there chatting up a storm haha yea so i guess they're best friends now haha but whatev i guess thats good...but yea my parents liked him...dad said he was nice and knew his baseball and my mom said he needs to shave haha

but yea so i was talking to him later that day like forever bc honestly these days it'd be easier to count the hours i wasn't talking to him cause we're always talking haha but yea so when it was time for beddy he texted me "goodnight beautiful" and i just texted back "goodnight boyfriend" haha and he went crazy...he was like i swear you better not be fucking with me haha so yea April 5th i became a gf

but im very happy...i like him a lot...pretty sure he loves me haha but we'll see how that goes but ya so everything is good...sex is way better it actually lasts long now haha and he gets so excited every time, its cute haha hes just like see i told you i'd get better haha

but yea thats the update on my life...i miss you a sick amount!! and i hope everything keeps going well for you...cant wait to see you..xooxoxxoxoxoxo

post back soon
peace and love, Docta Dre <3

Adventures from the land down under!!

Okay, so for starters, yesh… I officially suck at keeping in touch. But I am trying to keep up with the personal fb comments and emails you guys write me.

I wanted to write back to all the blog posts about spring break but I’ll just do that later (probs when I see you haha). However, Little Miss Kittyyy I cannot believe that you are like legit talking to Hot P. That is so random but awesome!!! It sounds like you guys are getting to be good friends and maybe something more?? I guess only time will tell, but if you like him def go for it girl!!! And def go craaaazy for your 21^st!! So sad and sorry I can’t be there but I’m sure you guys will have a wild and schwastey night! Definitely keep me updated about the festivities you partake in! So excited for youu!!

So I’ll tell you a little about what I’ve been up to. Two weekends ago, I went traveling again. I went up to Cairns and Cape Tribulation –the Great Barrier Reef and Rainforest. I'll have pics up soon (I bought an underwater disposable camera so hopefully I'll have some good underwater pics as well).

The first day we spent all day on the water. And omgggg when we were going out to the reef I was soooooo sea-sick. Like I threw up a couple times (I will only admit to once when I’m telling the story to people though lol) and felt like I was going to die. Horrrribllle. Once we settled at our spot and a threw up a last time lol, I felt much much better and didn’t have any more problems for the rest of the day. Thank you baby jesus!

Anyshways, we were basically allowed to do what we want: swim, sun bathe, snorkel, or go scuba diving. I’ve never been snorkeling or diving (have any of you?) but it was amazinnngggg. I’m not really a strong swimmer but since we were in the ocean, I could just float around and swim when I felt like it. Soooo easy. Diving was realllly scary at first. I felt so like out of control and nervous. But once we got to swimming down in the water (we had to do like a couple of tests up at the top) it was smooth sailing. Everything there was sooo colorful and beautiful. Swimming with fishes, crazy amounts of coral, huge clams, starfish, and lots of sea cucumbery things. I did however got really nervous whenever I saw a jellyfish and refused to get touched by it (even though most of them were the non-stingy kind). So I ended up snorkeling a lot and I did two intro dives. Oh, and on the second dive we saw a turtle!! And he was like swimming with us and everything. It was sooo cool. CooCooCachoo dude! Seriously, it was out of this world!

So that night we all had dinner together (I went with ppl from my study abroad program) at Rhino Bar and had some drinks afterwards. All of the sudden one of the bar guys started handing out like free jugs (pitchers) of beer to everyone and getting people to play bar games. Really random but we weren’t complaining. So I think we ended up getting 4 free jugs of beer and just sitting around playing never have I ever. Btw I have never played so much of the friggin game in my life but I guess it’s a good way to get to know ppl. After that bar we went to the club/bar at our hostel, got some more drinks, and just hung out. It was the night going into my bday so everyone made me stay up til 12 (despite being truly exhausted). It turned out being really fun though- danced in the rain, got a free jagerbomb, danced with randos in the club on a little stage thing. Didn’t get too drunk but was feeling pretty good. It was a pretty fun night.

On Saturday, my bday!!!, we woke up early (actually we woke up at like 6 every morning ugh) and had breakfast with the birds at this one wildlife place. It was soooo yummy- they had a buffet of like eggs, hash browns, meats, exotic fruits, and pastries. Soooo good… I mean you know how I feel about bfast food. I was pretty much in heaven. Besides the friggin birds yappin away. I mean they were pretty but they totes need to shut the f up haha! After that we just walked around the place- saw more birds, kangaroos and wallabys, crocs, and koalas. Kind of like the place I had gone the week before.

In the afternoon, we went on a aboriginal culture tour in the rainforest about how the aboriginal people used diff. resources found there, etc etc. It was the educational part of our weekend lol. After, we went to Mossman Gorge for a picnic lunch and swim. It’s like a freshwater swimming hole with a little waterfall and lots of rocks to perch on. I did have a scary moment though… Again, I’m not a strong swimmer so when I was swimming over to some rocks from the bank, I guess my head went under, I swallowed some water, and I couldn’t recover well. So I started like choking a little and couldn’t catch my breath at all, which ya know makes it a little hard to swim. So basically I felt like I was going to die and swam over to these plants along the side of the river or whatever… It was really scary, embarrassing, and not fun. After I caught my breath though I was okay haha. It was an interesting part of the trippppp

After that, we drove to Cape Tribulation, got settled in our huts, and explored the beach. Beautiful place (actually not as nice as I thought it was going to be though- however we were there at dusk-nighttime). What’s cool about this place though is that it’s the only place where the reef actually meets the rainforest.

So that night we had birthday festivities for me and another girl who's bday was the 29^th). And by out I mean to the bar on at the place we were staying. We were like legit staying in the rainforest though so it was pretty cool. I don’t even know if there really were any other places to go out. Our leaders were so cute though cuz they bought us cakes and sparklers. My friends also bought me dinner and drinks all night so that was really nice. We just played drinking games (I got owned in 7, 11 or doubles cuz I had to chug like two beers). I also got my first alcoholic pina colada. IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADASSSS OR GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIIIN. When the bar closed, which was at 10...how gheyyy is that, we went frolicking on the beach and then hung out in one of the sheltery places. I must say I was pretty drunkky and overall it was a great birthday! Definitely rememorable… and I didn’t throw up!! hahahha

Sunday morning, bright and early, we went jungle surfing (zip lining) through the rainforest. Really funnn and exhilarating. A little different than what I expected but still really fun (I liked abseiling a ton more though). After that we walked through the rainforest a bit by the place we stayed at, and then headed to a Mangrove boat tour. We didn't really see much on the tour (saw 2 small crocs), but it was really relaxing. We were all really exhausted by then and were ready for a breather. We flew back home that night and literally fell into bed.

So last week kinda sucked though because I got pretty sick (Kat and Tasha were both sick over the weekend so I think I got a combo of their diseases) and I was soooo behind on work. I’m still really behind on work but I’m doing pretty good now. Only sniffles and occasional coughs. Sono worries! It’s so hard during work here though because there’s so much other stuff to do and there’s always someone going out. Temptation is everywhere!! But yeah I have two papers due this Thursday so I kinda have to start them hahaha. On Friday, my friend Meghan came over from home so that’s exciting too. That day we went to the beach (it finally stopped raining whoo), had a bbq with some of my friends from my program, got drunk, went out to a couple bars/clubs, and got more drunk lol. It was a pretty tame night actually but I had a lot of fun… Oh, and I met up with that one irish guy, Steve, I went to a house party with (did I tell you guys about that) and we hung out with some of his friends as well. Little awkward at points because they are older than all of us (I think steve said he was 26 but one of the guys he was with was older. Eeek). So anyways that was fun. We might grab drinks again this week… he has a lone house right now so umm yeahhh. What happens happens. Lololololol! I have me period right now though but mhmm. Only problem is that like he’s kinda shy at times and def not aggressive… Like seriously why do I always have to do the work. It’s getting pretty annoying.

On Sat we slept in, went to the aquarium (I’ve been before), and had dinner overlooking the harbour. I told Rails but I got a 25 dollar steak (big piece of meat too) with a delicious sauce I am obsessed with, salad, fries, and a glass of wine. 25 bucks!! Amazing. That night we took it easy because we had to get up for a wine tour the next day.

The wine tour was a lot of fun. We went to 4 diff wineries, one cheese tasting (it was only spreads though. Not like real hard cheeses or anything. I was a little disappointed to say the least. We’ll have to have our own cheese tasting when I get back), and a brewery. Despite all that I never got really drunk. I mean there were def moments that I was tipsy but we were never that crazy… buuuut on the way back home one of the guys from our house like threw up all over the window, himself, and the floor. It was soooo gross. It smelled soooo rank. But anyways, so on the way out the guy was going to try to walk away without telling our guide person, but the guide def looked in his van and was like wait who threw up in my van and called him out and everything. I don’t think they like argued or anything but it was def funny to see him get called out (the guy can be a bit of a dick sometimes so yeahh. Kinda funny). But all in all it was a lot of fun, Hunter Valley was beautiful, and it was a house bonding trip.

Well now that I wrote a book, I’m going to go make dinnerr. In the middle of writing this I went to a local restaurant/bar and got a drink called an illusion (Malibu, some green mixture, and pineapple juice) so now my face is getting hot. Haha I still asian flush so badly L At least I haven’t thrown up too much though. Hooooray!!!!

I want to hear more of your guys’ stories too! I love you sooo much and I can’t wait to be reunited with you all! XOXO (gossip girl)

elephant juice,

Mongeese

hiieeeeeeeeeeeeee,
since everyone SUCKS and doesn't write on the blog, I have decided to. I should be studying for my physics exam, but i don't want to really. SO yeah, tonight I decided that not only am I going to be a Neuroscience major but possibly a biochemistry minor (it would mean i have to take one more class than I'm already taking)... don't I sound so smart?!?

ANYSHWAYS, i know dre and yaya know about this nonsense, but mongeese does not. Hot P (we call him that, as opposed to Fat P who was stalking me) has been talking to me a lot. In the beginning of the week he got my screen name off facebook and IMed me and then we exchanged numbers. Most of it was starting conversation based on the fact we had a massive lab report due on Thursday, but we ended up talking for hours every night this week? Then, since I have class with him every day, I see him, and he would bring up the things that I said and joke about the things we said the night before. Two nights ago now he IMed me because he said he was having a bad day and we ended up talking for two hours. When we talked about like basically how people aren't as innocent/wild as they may seem he asked me what i thought of him, and then he told me he thought i was crazy. said that hes 'seen me in action" and hes 'seen me at parties' but its not a bad crazy, its a 'fun crazy'. and he said we should go out together and he'll show me he can be crazy sometimes. Then we said something similar at the same time and he was like wow i can't believe you just said that, esp? and i was like oh yeah i know what you're thinking.. to which he responded .. "so, what am i thinking then?"... i made a joke about him thinking about our professor naked. he had a first date last night with some girl he doesnt really know, textd me during the date, and then came online after and IMed me when he got on. Told me that she was a hoe (just like I had asked before he left) and that she was not "date-able".. sooooo basically im developing interest against my will.

the truth is, i really just don't want to have some guy lead me on just to fuck me over and i don't feel like dealing with any sort of disappointment. even if that disappointment means finally enjoying time with someone (AND HOOKING UP WITH MY SECOND PERSON EVER) to LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER a couple weeks later. it's kinda like meow. (PS i read an article in cognition the other day and the word that germans use to describe cat noises is SHNURR. spread it like wildfirehahahaha )

Anyway, thats enough for me really. nothing too big has been going on other than my shoulder is killing me and i will FINALLY be 21 in exactly 11 days and 22 hours. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BUT, dre does have some news. whenever she decides to share it, you will be pleased mongeese.


shnurrrrrrrrrrrr,
kitty

Just a lil R&R :)

Allo poppitss,

First-Mongeese.You are amazing and I can't believe the experiences you've had already! LiKe WoAAhhH.AHHHH I'm so happy that you have good people around you and your pictures are seriously insane so far.It's making me want to scrounge together some funds and come visit you.eeeee.

I've been enjoying my time at home being seriously the laziest biddy ever. I HAVE woken up before 10 on some days..my mom has made me go walking with her which has been nice, I went running once, and have also gone to yoga.ohhmmm.I like it,it's so hard haha. Anyways. Good bonding time with mommy and the brothers.The little one has been kind of bitchy lately and is like refusing to help out around the house.Obviously my claws came out and I had to put him in his place.Whoops.lol...but of course we always end up hugging/playing and I actually tried to pick him up over my shoulder. I like can't do it.I can't stop laughing enough to actually be strong enough to do it hahahah.Mabes one day.

I have gone tanning once and I'm gonna go again.I know it's bad but really for like the first two days I was home I looked in the mirror and wanted to gag.Ahahha.Everyone looks betta with a little colaahh. Ummm what else. I have not looked at anything school related which is prob gonna bite me in the ass.I have to go to court for my friggin ticket on Monday so I think I'm just gonna skip all my classes.Good deal, right? Right!!
It's been pretty nice weather here for the break which is good. It's sunny and some days have actually been WARM. I'm so psyched for spring/summer weather its ridic. Mongeese do not comment on the fact that you are probably SWEATING just standing still in Australia. I wanna sweat dammit.heheh.

I wrote the S-bomb an e-mail but haven't sent it yet...it's basically just me being like yo whats going on, i don't know what you think,but this is what i think, sooo.yeah. It's really poorly written cuz I don't know how to make it all sound ok written down but I felt better writing it. BOO YAH.

Playground D is home.and was telling me how he wants to make out with me last night but we were in the middle of the living room (we had peeps over) and he was like...ahh fuck.
"you know I want to, I have to leave before I make a fool of myself" bahahah.
I drank, did not get drunk which was slightly disappointing but also nice.I haven't drank since school.So weiiird hahhahah.I took a hit of a bowlioo but that didn't do anything.

What other updates?! HAMENTASHEN (yeah I may have spelled that wrong).So I went food shopping with mom the other day because we've had NO FOOD in this house.Seriously, it's been brutal. And we picked up Matzoh, Hamentashen cookies, and some like israeli pickles or something. Shalom, L'chaim! Lie on my toes Mongeese<3 style="font-style: italic;">think I want to go lighter...the Docta suggested blondey and I wanna see how light I could go. This could be bad.hahahahhaha.

UmmMmmMMMmm.Kate's coming back from visiting her bf today...I wonder if I'll see her. I want to.and hey I mean I was here this whole week and didn't.We're both gay. I don't know why I can't just make the plans happen but it's awkward you know? Like I don't want it to feel forced.Poop.I may need advice.

Um Ginger is hacking up a lung right now...my mom thinks she's allergic to our house hahha.
Mongeese you would be so disgusted looking at her.I can see your face now!

Speaking of seeing faces..I wanna see your fucking face on my fucking computer.
I need to get my ass to buy a camera, or just borrow Kittys.MMmM yes borrowing. So hot right now.

Wow I feel like I wrote a lot..ohh umm.I made really good cookies-like probs one of the best batches ever. They're all gone, and were gone the day after I baked them haha. I should just bake cooks for the rest of my life.Care to invest?

OHH. SO my Singing Friend (lets call her Diva...girls you know who I'm talking about) has a new man. There's this kid that's like in LOVE with her...literally TOLD her that he loves her.Isn't that whack? He's cute...except hes like 5'8 apparently and she's pretty tall.Well not that tall but you know what she's like. He's short-ish and blonde with blue eyes.Just the description reminds me of the Chad.gah.ahhahaha
But yeah he's like legit lovin her and being great and honest and doesn't pressure her at all. I hope it's not too good to be true. EEeEEee. Love is in the aiiiirrrr
I wanna go down to visit her and find myself a nice Southern boy. Yesssireee bob!

Mongeese are you listening to good music? I may sound dumb but like do they listen to all the same kind of stuff? BTW PEREZ. BRAD AND ANGELINA?! Is my wish coming true??!?! She apparently caught him giving the nanny (aka me,jk) a back rub and slapped him and kicked the nanny out. I do not like Angelina at allllllll.And then Jen Aniston and Mayer breakin up? wowie.
Maybe Brad and Jen will be back together again-like nature intended.hahha

Also Mongeese, I am so jealous you are around new guys.I'm done pretending that maybe there's a good one at our school, cuz, obviously, there is not.hahah. At least not any good enough.

Aright I guess I should go shower and stuff, it is currently 2:03 and I'm in my pjs, just had some tea, kicking back you know you know. My mom's going to a party in the city tonight..not a rave..her friend's mom's birthday. She's like 85..so..not exactly dancing on tables. But you never knoowowoo.

oh and DUH the reason I decided to post when I did...I was helping my mom rearrange cabinets in the kitchen (yeah awesome) and I found a packet of OLD BAY SEASONING.
I had to run and immediately "talk" to you.hahaha.

Oh PS my mom made corned beef and cabbage.so excited for dindindindindidn.

So the summing up of my spring break? I love self reflection periods at home where all I am doing is relaxing, hanging with the fam, and not being stressed at all. Feels sooo gooodd..except for one morning where I had to take a cold shower cuz the heater wasn't working.but it's fixed now and I took it as an experience to face my fears and brave that cold! Hard nipples and all!
hahahhaha

Ok so next time we're all together..BATHING SUITS 24/7. that means we're all gonna have hottie bodies and can be those dumb bitches who can wear like...cut off shorts with a bathing suit top and not feel like covering up. Can we do this? YES WE CANNN!
...of course this doesn't mean we're stopping intaking certain fine foods and drinks such as cheese, bread, wine, burrs, hard liquor. Can we do it? umm ok maybe not if we're eating that all the time...hahahhaha.

Wow..This post being long=result of me not talking to anyone for a week.
I hope you enjoy this. I am. I have my "O" face on right now.
LOVEEEEEEEE YOU ALL SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seriously, you're the cheese to my nachos

Kisses (and more), lady yaya

oh and btw, we had shirts made in flo rida...

my shirt says "PARTY NAKED" (I wanted "kiss me, i'm wasted" but that print was sold out)
and
ew's shirt says "GET ME DRUNK AND ENJOY THE SHOW"


.................................... spring break 09. hehe

i hate you (but really love you)

okay, so this is me officially hating you, bitch. I am SO FUCKING JEALOUS. That sounds absolutely amazing and that post could not have made me more happy and proud (proud because of the boys of course). I'm pretty sure your rule for returning to the states (sex with two aussies) will not be a problem at all. I just wish I wasn't such a big baby and actually like signed up with you... DAMNIT. Well, maybe I'll have some crazy times in Peru (for a month... eh).

Anyshways, we got home from FLO RIDA spring break today. I am verrry verrry tired after the long week with 11 softball games. everything was pretty crazy though... we actually 'shit' ourselves out of our house that we were staying in. backed up the cess pool or something like that and the septic pipes burst in our basement and FILLED IT WITH PPOOOOOOOOOOOP. ew. so we moved half out to a best western, then all the way out, and a day later everything was fixed and we moved back in.

i got a decccc amount of color which I'm happy about I def have to hit up some tanning salons because Dani's sweet 16 is in a month. Adriana did sooo well in florida I was so proud of her, I think she might have rreaaaallllly showed up the other two pitchers... eeeeeeeee who knows ! There was quite a bit of younger guys and spring-breakers but I would have to say that they probably had a serious amount of STD's slashhhh would not remember speaking to us. i was actually talking to one guy and a girl on the team came up and was like "ummm she is 17!! LETS GO ALEX" and grabbed my arm and pulled me away which i could not help but love. the guy wasnt cute anyway but he was drunk and mad funny.

we should go down there one spring break though it seems liek so much fun. they have a hotel that we're not allowed to go near (but definitely did) and legit HUNDREDS of people outside on the beach drinking right out in public.. in the water.. on the sand.. in the boats.. music blasting, tons of guys/girls.. looks like an absolute shitshow (but obvi, not the shitshow that occurred in our place of RESIDENCE). Apparently, the guy at the pizza place told us, that every day at 1pm the firemen of the town come and put a tarp in this BIG ditch that they dig and FILL IT WITH BEER. Then, they put on funny skits and allow all the girls to jump in it basically. Um, oh hey, we would do that (question mark?) hahaha hehehehe.

but yeah thats about it. I may or may not be seeing tommy tomorrow (i'm going to go with not) but I texted him back and forth a couple times this week. Basically, he thinks i'm attempting to use him, which is basically true. I really feel no need to be dishonest or play games, so I kinda just put it out there. I actually came back with something you would all be proud of and told him that i guess the score would be even after he totally played me at the end of the summer. I don't really think he appreciated that but refused to comment because he said hes not fighting with me- so I'm pretty sure I pissed him off. But honestly, whatever. I haven't seen the kid in 7 months, and I want to see him, not to mention I am desperate for some ass.

Its not like I'm partying in Austrailia every night with constant ass-opportunities, damnit.
I wish i could actually afford to visit because I want your life right now.

i love you sooooooooooooooooooooooo much
be safe biddy mongeeeeeeeese!!

see you yaya and dre in like 2 days.

<333,
kitty

ps- i'm goinnn to be 21 in like a month. and geeeseey in less than a month (although that obviiiiii doesnt matter over there). Maybe i will meet a real man? PROBS NOT.

wow!

so i just wanna say that your trip sounds amazing so far and i am sooo jealous haha im glad your having so much fun and meeting nice ppl and hot irishmen...did they have accents?? i hope they did haha but hearing about your good time makes me very excited for next semester when im in italia!

but 3 men in one night...let me say i am impressed!! haha i love that that happened and i cant wait to take a webcam tour of ur living space...ugh im so jealous that your having fun and im sitting at home bored as hell haha ohh mongeese i knew you'd schlove austrlia...but next time u get with 3 men in one night...one of them has to be aussie haha

but im mad tired from the traveling and shiz i did today (got back from flo rida this afternoon) so im gonna head to my roomie now watch some tv w my puppy and go to beddies..love you biddies

ps...im gonna have kitty update you on florida cause im too lazy to do it :)

peace and love, Docta Ew <3

here in OZ

So lemme just first say that last night I wrote like a really long blog, but then I passed out so I lost it all!!! I was hoping that when I turned on my computer it would all come back, but no friggin luck. So now I’ll rewrite it all for you biddies cuz I love you so much :D

Okay so first a little bit of housekeeping in regards to the previous posts:

1. kitty- I cannot believe that you are conversing with one mr. tommy fuckup solar. Buuuut I suppose if it makes you happy and he doesn’t fuck up again, I’ll accept it. He’s on thin ice tho buddy….

2. i love that you guys are having crazy alcohol/food adventures. the softball initiations sounded like a lot of fun!

3. dre- awesome for having more sexy timee. ghey that he's ruining good sex with emotions and feelings and stuff. guys these days- seriously wats going on with them ?!?

4. yaya- thanks for the flight message. i didnt get to sit next to any aussies but i did meet a couple people from my orientation group thingie. actually i havent met very many aussies at all. where i live (coogee beach; btw my address here is 23-25 alfreda street, coogee beach NSW 2034 australia) it's mostly international students and other people. so i've actually met like greek and irish people (and lots of americans) rather than aussies :( ill do my bestest!

okay so now i'll just update you guys on what ive been up to for the past week:

so i arrived in victoria (state) and we drove to the city of sorrento on the outskirts of melbourne. sorrento is in between the bay and ocean and is kind of a vacation beach town. it's absolutely beautiful there (im going to try to upload my pictures today!!) we went to beach, hiked around the rocks/path, went stargazing, walked into town, and ended with a cruise around the bay. it was a really nice place... very relaxing.

next we went to melbourne and were able to walk around the city on our own. me and a few of the girls just walked around the main part of the city and around the yarra river. it was a really nice city. very modern and busy but relatively easy to move around through and finsd your way. i didnt really know what was in melbourne when i went, so we didnt really get to do any touristy things but it was still a lot of fun. at night we bought food and wine from grocery, ate that, and went to go play kings in a friends room, and went to a bar in federation square. it was a lot of fun. got pretty drunk and made friends with a greek guy who had been there for about 18 months. afterwards some of us went and got food at a sandwich place (i got fish and chips yummmm) and made friends with this drunk aussie. it was interestinggg lol but good fun. we went back, talked for a bit, and passed out.

we only spent one day in melbourne so the next day we flew into sydney. luckily we got transportation to our housing and got settled right in. my house isnt actuall like apartments tho thats how i thought it was going to be. itd 3 levels and is set up like a regular dorm. hallway, doubles and singles, common room and shared bathrooms, and a nice kitchen. its really not what i thought but its nice and all the people are really friendly and communityish. our room is a bit small but its big enough to hold our stuff and sleep in, etc. i'll lhave to take som pics of the place so you can see it or myabe if we ever webcam i can give you a little tour. the best part is our location... we are right across the street from a parl/field, bus stop, beach,and lots of restaurants/bars.its been really easy getting around. thank baby jesus.

so the first night we went to a local bar called the palace where they had a 2 dollar steak night. so for $8 we got a beer, steak, french fries, and a litle salad. it was cheap, good, and a lot of fun. after that we went with a friend and his roommate to the roommates cousins apartment. her apt was AMAZINGGG. it was closer to the city so it had an awesome view, it was huge, and very upscale furniture and stuff. it was really nicee. so after feeling kind of awkward in a room full of ppl i didnt know and being relatively sober we went to a bar in bondi junction called the eastern. this place was packedd and everyone was dressed up in their club outfits (looked really nice and some a little trashy maybe). they had a dance floor next to the bar and then upstairs was like a techno club. it was fun-- i wish i had been drunker but it was definitely an experience.

the next day, kat and i (katherine is my roommate. we met on the orientation thingie and i knew she was living in my house but we are actually roommates too. shes really nice, quiet sometimes but actually really outgoing and fun. she'll never be you bitties though haha. but it is nice to have someone to do things with etc.) went to the beach. i loveeee our beach. coogee is a lot smaller than bondi (bondi's like the leading famous beach in sydney. it's just north of us). i definitely have some picture so check them out. its just like summer time and being at the beach. it's really nice too because there's almost always a breeze right by the water so you never get over heated. we went in the water yesterday when we went to the beach and it was so refreshing and amazing. i really cant believe i'll be able to go to the beach any time i want for the next four months. its kind of insane.

so friday was our orientation day at uni. it was the regular boring orientation we had when we started college but they did have some useful info i guess. after that there was a free bbq at the unibar which ended up being a lot of fun too. one of the guys started a game of flip cup and we ended up playing with like 20 people on each team. it took forever but it was a lot of fun. i was like "wow. this is amazing. i am playing flip cup outside of my uni's bar, in the open sun, with a crazy amount of people, and it's hosted by my university (they were also giving us free shots of vodka and redbull). like how insane is that. the uni just finished telling us to be safe and work hard and then they give us free drinks and invite us to the bar!! australia is good. so good. lol!!

so then after that kat, 2 of our friends and one of their roommates, and i went to the aquarium in darling harbor. it was a lot of fun. saw some sharks, manatees (called dugongs), crocs, penquins and lots and lots of fishies. after the aquarium we got some food at a nearby place which i dont even know the name of. we went back to coogee, got ready, and went over a friends place to play some kings. oh and the ppl we were playing with (other americans) play by completely different rules then we play for kings. it made me feel really comfortable lol i did not like it. sam i am.

after pregaming we went down to a local bar at the coogee beach hotel. and before i say anything else... this was a crazzzzy night for me hereafter. so the bar had different rooms and we started in the beer garden just meeting up with people and chatting away. after a while we went into the dance room they have there and by then i was pretttty drunk lol. but like good level drunk (p.s. i have not thrown up yet!!) so i start dancing with this guy, who i cant remember his name but i know he said he was from greece). and everythings fine we are having a lot of fun. and then he starts like picking me up so im straddling him and grinding. good fun good fun. then we start making out (he was one of those shove his tongue down your throat kind of a guy). so this goes on whatever (p.s. my friend got a couple pictures of hooking up-- and i hate her lol) and then he starts like taking my hand and trying to like put it down his pants and stuff. like he def had a boner, like i could feel it from the outside of his pants, but i was not trying to jack him off here in front of my friends on the dance floor. ahaha!! so after escaping that he tries to put his hand down my pants, which admittedly was kinda nice haha but i had my period!!! so i def did not want him like straight up fingering me. so then i took my cue to leave, grabbed a friend and made her go to the toilet with me. hahaa

okay, so thennn tash, gal, and i (2 friends) went to the part of the bar where two guys were singing, and we were just goof dancing and singing along to them playing sweet home alabamba, take your mama out all night, brown eyed girl, etc. so muchhh fun lol made me think of our dance/singing parties at school. then we went back to the dance floor (in a diff spot tho) and i started dancind with this irish guy named chuck. proceed to laugh at his name here. lolol. so yeah we're dancing and i make out with him too. whooo! so if that wasn't bad enough later on tash and i (we're the only ones of our group left. and its like anywhere from 3-5 in the morning) went to the sports bar section because the other room were calming down and we were just gonna sit and try to get guys to buy us drinks lol. so we're sitting and this irish guy named christopher comes and talks. so funny story about him... when i first went into the dance room i walked in with him and was talking for a bit. and he asked if i wanted to dance and i was like yeah sure i just want to find my friends first. and yeah i never came back.

so basically i ditched him so he comes up and like is hitting on me hard core... we danced a little. and yesh i kissed him too. but not a lot cuz by then i felt like a ho fo sho lol. okay so then we're sitting- a couple of his buddies come up and sit with us- and then chuck comes up to the table with drinks..... ummm, awkward!!! so now two ppl ive hooked up with that night are sitting at the same table and it turned out that chuck had actually just arrived in australia and he's living with christopher!! ahahah small world right? so anyways, to make this really long story short. all four irish guys we sat with proceeded to hit on me. i got 3/4 of their numbers and 3/4 either tried kissing me or i actually did kiss them. we left at like 530 or something in the morning and i want to forget allll about that night lol!! but ya it was a lot of fun overall.

then yesterday was gay mardi gras in the city... it was sooo much fun. over half a million ppl dressed up in spandex, metallicness, glitter, and crazy makeup. the energy there was just so amazing tho. so we went and ate, grabbed some beer for the street, and just watched the ppl and the parade they had at night. very very cool. we went back to the hotel bar afterwards and ordered a few pitchers but we were all dead tired by like 12.

so now its sunday... still saturday night for you biddies... and i think we're going to go shopping for a few more things. we went out on the beach a bit but it started drizzling. sorry this post is so long and not exactly exciting but i thought i would update you! i miss you guys sooooo much. i really wish you could have came with me. but i hope you are having fun at drewu. im having an great time so far and am a little excitied to start class tomorrow. i will talk to you soon. keep bringing in the stories!!!! LOVE from australia

elephant juice,

mongeese

OKAY. SO.. my life. is cool. Last night, although probably a bit too premeditated I texted the ex lova... It's been a year since we broke up (to the day... and on the 5th it would have been our 8 year anniversary. but that will never again be discussed. ever. again.) and I was feelin like saying hello, so of course I opened the convo asking for his dad's number because last time we spoke three weeks ago Mr. Awkward accidentally was texting my mom. COOL. So we ended up texting each other, for ... um... 7 hours? 10PM-530AM. so actually 7.5 hours. and I love him. and I hate him. and I hate myself for loving him. It's a mess.

But I have to say that he is the one who alluded to the fact that he missed me so that made me feel better, I told him I refuse to talk about the us nonsense because really, what the fuck is going to be solved anyway? Then of course he texts me this morning, 5 hours later at like 10, and we proceed to text the entire day. Like the doc said, he wants naked pictures of me, which I think is hysterical, because honestly- who is going to be the photographer? But whatever, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have some booty call action which is probably the worst idea / best idea ever because I need some action. He has the same spring break at us, and wants me to skip going to Florida because he might be returning to school before I get home next Friday. DAMNIT.

In lighter news, Doc and I made fools of ourselves last night for our 'team bonding' and I'm pretty sure our pals at the snackbar really enjoyed us running in with painted on unibrows and mustaches, boys hats on, and spandex shorts with crazy socks. I was pretty intoxicated so I'm not exactly sure what provoked me to be extra ridiculous than I already looked but we successfully got some chicken nuggets and TWO types of fries for the scavenger hunt. I probably can not show my face there ever again, but that's okay.

umm so I guess I'll get back to work? Or text exlova...? either way... BAD NEWS. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

<333,
kitty

oh the weekends

So this weekend came and went pretty quickly which is unfortunate becasue as usual, i have none of my work done! but whatever it was a pretty decent weekend here so I'm gonna try and do my best to recount the events...

Friday night...nothing really happened...we hung out in the townhouses...sat on the couch, yaya enjoyed an array of pretzels and then got shot in the face with a nerf gun by good ole kitty...not gonna lie it was pretty hysterical haha but once we got bored of the lame party we decided to get some late night food...yaya got a blt, kitty got a quesadilla, and i got some mozz sticks...but we decided it would be fun to talk to the workers there about our lives at college for prob like 15 min...it was a good time...they pegged yaya as the drinker who threw things, said kitty was the loud one, and that I, of course, was the quiet drunk...i gotta work on that haha

but saturday night was a little bit better, even though we were ditched by yaya to go and visit her bro...but me and kitty were getting initiated so we had to dress like idiots--spandex, high socks, a vest, blue eyeshadow, pig tails, sneakers...it was awesome haha but we had to drink and chug some beers, do a little scavenger hunt which we should have won! but who the F owns the L-word and if they did would be willing to admit they had it and hand it over to some drunk girls

but Kitty later texted her ex and talked to him the whole night/has been talking to him the whole day...all he wants is some nudey pics...i think she should just do it haha but i did it again w didds which prob wasn't the best idea because the boy just "likes me so much and doesn't wanna be used for sex." like wtf is that about....i'm handing him sex on a plate and he wont take it because he needs to have an emotional connection too? i dont know it blows my mind

but whatever nothing more for me to really say...

peace and love, Docta Ew<3

gooodtimessss on a friiidayy night

mongeeeeeeeeese i just heard that you actually decided not to bring your cell to austrailia. GOOD THING I TEXTED YOU TODAY WISHING YOU A GOOD FLIGHT! Anyyyshways, us old ladies are just chillin tonight, after a rough week we're so tired we actually do not want to move. So we've been chatting for awhile now, and now we're going to go over to the townhouses and just hang out... in sweats... sober... on a friday night. EEEEEE!

But anyways, I wanna say that I love you monnny and I hope you have a safe trip and DEFINITELY a hot seatmate. :) mmmmmmm.

love you!

<333,
kitty

Mongeese in flight..

Dearest ones,

Today is the departure of our favorite Mongeese to the land of Kangaroos. Being one of the bestest friends that I've ever had in my life, and in such a short time, I am deeply saddened that she's actually leaving!!!! After 4582058 days at home, our babe is already on her way to the airport.

Mongeese-I hope you have the best flight, complete with hott seatmates and hopefully an Aussie man that you'll fall in love with, he'll obviously live on your street in Australia, and then you'll get married :)
SO..I'm in research methods class right now not paying attention..I should start-my teach is looking at me.

So bon voyage, stay classy san diego, aw shucks I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH :(
I'm just gonna say I'll see you soon. I'm going to purchase a webcammy this break so we can always see each other.EEEE
Miss you, Love you forever!

kisses, lady yaya

"I can't believe you have Juicy underwear"

Ok so...I had to post after this last text message the Docta received. SHE LEFT HER UNDERWEAR AT P-DIDDY'S LAST NIGHT. Yup, our one and only doctor had some fun and forgot her panties in his room. Now we were just having a convo about the fact that losing something in such a smallll room is really impossible. Guess not. Good thing it was cute.
Oh Doc I love you.

kisses, lady yaya

NANNERPUS! (and funny story clarification)

saw this commercial the other night... could not help but die of laughter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkp1k4TNJNA

enjoy. oh and btw ... nannerpus knocks his eye off like 2 seconds into the video


oh and ps in reference to dr. ew's post, our 'unforunate fourth roommate' who had to replace mongeese ( SADNESS ) jumped into my bed wasted approximately 5 days after I met her. Needless to say, we probably haven't actually had a conversation since. Yaya suggested it was becuase I was nice to her before she went out that night, but it's probably one of the all time greatest stories of my stay at Drew. She climbed into my bed, which is about 5 feet in the air, higher than her bed and all the other places where she could rest her weird,intruding head in this quad.

I mean, okay, I'm flattered... but every weekend night I jump up everytime someone walks in the door thinking someone is gonna climb on my bed, ON MY BODY (over my back) and faceplant into my pillow next to me. SOO AWKWARDDDDDDDD

<333,
kitty

So I need to lay off the bottle haha

ok so seeing as I'm the only one who has yet to post on this blog I figured today would be a perfect day to give an update on my life seeing as last night was rather eventful for myself haha

So it all started when me and lady yaya went out to the suites...we weren't drunk when we got there nor were we planning on really drinking that much but once offered shots, we couldn't refuse so we drank and kept drinking and needless to say, we were both eventually drunk and sadly I was probs more drunk than she was

We bopped around the suites as usual and it was pretty decent but eventually i ran into p.didds and within like 5 minutes we were already headed to his room...so we got there and we started hooking up and shiz and he was being all girly as usual saying how he liked me so much and blah blah trying too hard bull shit but whatever i guess i can't hate the guy for being nice haha but yea things proceeded rather quickly and before I knew it...we had sex ee haha so yea i need to stop drinking so much

but i ended up falling alseep there but around 4 his roommate came back so i decided to leave and come back to my room and because my life is so good...as I'm leaving the building i walk straight into 3 of my guy friends, bra in my pocket, shirt under my arm...it was fantastic

so i finally made it back to my room and lady yaya was sleeping in my bed and kitty was passed out in hers so i opted for the futon...thought about jumping into bed with kitty just to scare the shit out of here and she would think it was our unfortunate fourth roommmate but I figured I'd spare her the fear haha but that is all i have to say

peace and love, Docta Ew <3

I woke up this morning feeling brand new

So I don't really have any particular stories to tell you lovely biddies about, but I thought I'd try out the bloggie. I'm watching Gone With the Wind right now. Everytime I watch this movie I fall more in love with Rhett Butler. I love him sooooo much. Like seriously. I told my mom and she says she's more of an Ashley fan. But he's a pussy and so boring. Rhett is amazingggg! I want to find a guy like him... It would of been fun to live in that time period. Well maybe not during the Civil War but before and after then. I'd also have to be rich or I think life could be pretty bleak.

Updates: Went to a party last night at a friends. It was fun... got pretty drunk. Oh, new food to add to the throw up list- peanut butter. When I got home I ate a peanut butter and fluff sandwich followed by two cupcakes. This morning up the peanut butter came (but only once again!! my hangovers are getting better. Weirdly enough, I think that beer is the worse for me but I lurvess it). Lemme just say, not yummy at all. Quite gross. So I do not recommend throwing it up any time soon lol.

Ohh, guess who texted me last night. One D. Loverrrr (aka the guy I hooked up when I visited). He asked me what I was doing and that I should come to his party and bring friends. I told him that while I would love driving 5 hours at 9pm to some strangers house, I already had a party lined up. So we're gonna have a raincheck date. Hahaha. I'm still just amused by his last name. p.s. Dr. Ew- you still owe me a story about you and RuPaul (Didds) on Vday. Or was it just that the softball field actually got more action than a bunch of vaginas playing around on it :D

I should be starting to pack right now, but I'm being a lazy bum. I'm starting to get pretty nervous about leaving but really excited too. I feel like I should've done more researching or something during my break. But again, lazzzy. I fb stalked one of my roomies I'm gonna be staying with in Sydney. She seems nice... goes to Smith, is a cheerleader, is a lifeguard I think. She's in Sydney with her rents right now because they wanted to explore. Maybe she'll be an expert of Sydney and can show me around. I can't remember if I told you guys but the street my apt's on is right by Coogee beach, has a nice park out front, bar down like 5 buildings, and is parallel to a street with lots of restuarants. So basically I'm not gonna to any work and will be really poor. Excitedddd!

Sorry this is so long and didn't really say anything much. I miss you biddies so much and wish you could come with my on my adventure. Summer visitation is a must this upcoming summer or I'll die. I also want to here more stories asap. Working on the webcam thing so I'll try to set that up soon!! xoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxo

elephant juice,
mongeese

song obsession: it's a new day by will.i.am

Hey y'all,

So after recovery on Sunday, and nice trip to the greatest chicken place alive...We're all getting back into the swing of homework. Wait, I'm lying, we're trying to get back into the swing. Afternoon naps are just too good though.Oh well. So pretty pissed about GossipGirl not being on this week, seriously.How do they think that it's ok to skip weeks allllll the time.Kitty's sister is here for a visit this week so her presence is giving me an excuse not to do anything and just sit and hang with her.I don't see a problem with ittt.Oh except that one of my "important" buttons on my laptop does not work due to her spillage of water.LOVE YA DANI :)
I'm avoiding work right now so I'll give you a little background about our little blog.
With the departure of our beloved Mongeese to the land of kangaroos for this semester, we decided it would be a good idea to make a blog so we can all update tidbits about what's going on in our lives. Mongeese has been my roommate since freshman year (<3) and it's already very strange without her here.Thank the lord I became friends with Kitty and the Docta because they are pullin me through the rough times! Hahaha. Anyways, we all decided to try do the webcam thing which may be hard cuz of the time difference, but could make for some interesting conversations!Love.It.And love Mongeese...By the way Mongeese's name may change when she realizes we made that for her.Hahahah.Ok ok, so I should probably start work.The new girl that moved in her place in our room is listening to her music SO loud IN headphones that I can hear the song.Are you kidding me? My issue with the newbie is a story for another day. Wait but seriously.I want to give over and just silently turn down the volume.Guess I'll have to fire back with my own music.
Off to my homework..

kisses, lady yaya

Just so good..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU&feature=featured




kisses, lady yaya

valentine's day = MAD GAY

Yesterday was Valentine's Day, which is basically the stupidest holiday ever. For those who have someone, it is just a sorry excuse to get your boyfriend to care (when he should anyway), and for us hot single people, it's a way for couples to TRY to make us feel bad. Of course, we went shopping and bought some fabulous clothes at the store across the street. I bought a cute white shirt that I'm really excited to wear when I'm in warm weather (Florida in like 18 days !! EEEEE)

Last night was of course, a shit show. It started off really slow because we thought that everyone was going into town to go to the bar and we are ALL under 21 (with no IDs that were really reasonable, lady yaya has an ID that says she's 25... so she would actually be 4 years older than everyone else there). After waiting around for awhile, everyone returned to campus and we started our glorious power hour playlist (80's baby). We mixed this weird wine that miss yaya brought back from home (it can be mixed with liquor?) so we did it. Wine + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice + Power hour = blasted in a very short amount of time. Of course the commons left us with no sufficient food for the weekend, so I got really drunk really quickly because I ate sherbert for dinner.

Yaya and Ew took a little longer to get drunk, but when they did they really did. Ew got really horny and had to leave to find PDidds. Yaya kept drinking, got locked in a bathroom, lost her keys, and proceeded to call her friend from home multiple times when claiming she didn't. I ended up in AJ's suite where some girl was actually passed out on the floor face down (two baseball guys had to come remove her) and someone else was throwing up in the bathroom. Yaya and I laid on the couch while I convinced her that we should leave and she really wanted to, but she didn't want to get up.

This morning was slightly better though. Ew returned from her horny drunken night after Yaya and me fell asleep, so we were caught up with the details. Apparently she met up with Didds and after finding his room occupied, walked to the softball field and almost got it on (ALMOST ! DAMNIT) in our dugout. Pretty sweet, she has dirt stains on her Marc Jacobs black jeans. HAHAAHAHA.

After returning from brunch, Yaya let us in that while she was a drunken mess last night (and after we made a can of tuna and ate it all) that she fell asleep and peed on our futon. PEED ON OUR FUTON. Good thing my sister came today to stay for the week and SLEEP on it. We cleaned it though, so all is well.

<3333,
Kitty