May 20, 2009

ps errrrrbody is sucking at the postages. including myself obvi, but um hiiiii?!

yo voy a salir este pais manana. (i am leaving this country tomorrow)

hiiii biddies,

Well, now that we are all separated, I guess I can give real updates to everyone and it wont just be mongeese who's left outta the picture. I am leaving for Peru tomorrow (technically, because it is 1am on the 21st) so I'm FREAKINNN out. I have been packing all night, and only freaked out once when my mom had me waiting ALL day to help me out, and then sat there and watched me pack. After I left all pissed off she finally did something for a half hour, so I am almost done. I've actually just sent two cracked out emails to my professors about the "small towel" we are supposed to bring and our tshirts (small towel. like.. small? handtowel? or like.. not a big bath towel? so confusing). April of course steered me in the wrong direction when it came to buying things so I had a mini freakout about that, but its all good. Of course, she still maintains that she is right even though she is absolutely not, but its okay, I can return some of the shirts I bought yesterday. So, i've got my hiking sneakers, my rain hat (yes, its awesome.. green.. bucket style), i have my head lamp (in CAMO.), and of course SPF 928739273 (including SPF in the clothing. weird. and expensive.)

I finally got a new phone so everyone doesn't have to be on speaker anymore, which is nice, since it will now sit in my house for the next 3 weeks. "You shook me all night long" is currently the ringtone. I sent myself a rascal flatts song but it magically came out as elevator by flo rida? so I'm not really comprehending that one.

Other than that things are otay, I've seen a couple people since I've been back. My cousin got married the other day so I got to get a sneak peak at JD's brother's GIRLFRIENDS BELLLLY. She's due in October, and apparently having a girl, which is nice slash insane because his brother is a year younger than us. BUT apparently the girlfriend is a YEAR OLDER THAN US mmm. Cait came and dropped off some expensive clothes for me to take off of her skinny hands, and I was willing. Gave me another pair of jeans that won't fit unless I lose 5 pounds, so guess who's losing at least 5 pounds these next three weeks? (btw- my goal is 15.)

I can't wait to see you biddies. I am assuming that I will be seeing yaya (and possibly dre?) when I get back at the Indian's partay (which is possibly on the 13th? FRIDAY the 13th? The MORNING I fly back.. I land at 8AM btw). The boy said he wants to come if I'm goin so hopefully ill get some ace. finally. or maybe ill be forced to become asexual fo reals.

anyshways, i love youu guys. ill spank some alpacas for you, chew some coca leaves, eat some guinea pig, touch monkeys, and make weird animal noises for everything i see... just for you guys.

meow,
schnurr,
peace out
or should i say, ADIOS.
<333,
kitty

May 12, 2009

DONE WITH JUNIOR YEAR

MONGEEEEEEEEEEEESE.
WE ARE DONE WITH JUNIOR YEAR.well you aren't but WE ARE.
ayyyy yyayyyyyyy.i love it.
tonight is genie day so kitty and i are gonna be so wasted it's gonna be ridiculous.
we'll take tons of pics.
Dre went home today :( very sad.tears.very very very sad.
shes going to a BRAVES game today with p diddy. fun fun family fun

aight i gotta start packing..didnt realize how much stuff i have.whoops bidddyyy

ok love you update later<333

kisses, yaya

May 4, 2009

video response

nahh kitty i'm not all about that kind of dancing anymore.
this is where it's at:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4822310?fr=yvmtf

CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!

elephant juice,
mongeese

April 30, 2009

April 24, 2009

Bloggy Time

sup biddies....so I don't necessarily have anything too thrilling to talk about but I figured I'd pop in with a mini update on how life is going

So things w the boyfriend are going well...except last night i happened to mention how many people i had hooked up w and stuff to him (it was only like 13) but i guess he wasnt expecting it so he got mad and his reaction was like "wow my gf is a slut" haha so i called him out immediately and was like you gotta be kidding me that you're gonna get mad about that...afterall, he has fucked 3 more ppl than i have so i automatically am better haha...but we then proceeded to have sex and it was poss the best sex we ever had haha so i just though i'd let you guys know that

but right now im chilling in my roomie all alone bc yaya and kitty are in class and mongeese you are obviously in the world down unda...but the herb carnival thing is going on so i got some lovely music pumping through my window and all i want right now is you three biddies here too and some yummy alcoholy drinks haha

but nothing else too exciting is going on in my life...softball is almost over which is phenomenal haha and i've been planning my trip next semester some more but unfortunately, the cheapest flight i've been able to find so far is $1,028..not good haha so hopefully i find some better deals


but thats all for now...love you all and mongeese i miss ya like crazy!!

peace and love, Docta Dre <3

April 20, 2009

sexxxy can i?

i can't believe jr/sr wasn't fun!!! well i mean besides for the reason that i wasn't there :D buuut really?? next year they better ante up on the good music and food. and the lights were on like even in the dancing areas?? ugh grosssss... thats when you see how ugs people really are lol!!

and yaya why did you want to kill people? were you just drunk? haha i miss firey yaya... next year lets get into a legit fight and like punch someone in the face!!!

sooooo glad you guys had fun at main streets!!!! and rellly relllly druuuuunk. and hooray for whoreish clothes... everyone knows that they are the best. obvi. oh and post pics asap. seriously you guys hav not posted pics in forevssss (besides dani's sweet 16 which were hilarious but not of drew adventures!)

the story about the guy and the stool is hehwarwious!!! and i cant believe that other guy like got a drink from him and then just sat and chatted with him lolololololol!! maybe he was into older men....

speaking of older men aahahaha... kitty i think you should have just hooked up with corey. so what if he's old. it just means he knows what to doooo!!! ;) but um yaya did you guys do anything elseeeeee hmmmmm? oh, and i want to see pics of these guys as well... so you guys get on that

freshman suck but i guess if he's hot its okay?? haha totes up to you. no judging will be done on my part so no worries! and someone HAS to hook up with chaminade. like surriously you guys have been dreaming about it for so long hahhaha! so do it!

love these storiesss!! keep em coming. break is over now, i actually have work, and its raining. so itd def not the nicest time right now. i give you gloating permission lol! im thinking of planning a trip to fiji though so maybe i can do that while im stuck inside :D

i love you craaazy ladies! get us a good room tomorrow! MWAH MWAH!!

elephant juice,
mongeese

April 19, 2009

funnnnn storyyyyy for youuuuuuuu

okay. sooooo first off, junior/senior was not fun. We did not drink enough to enjoy it and it was awkward because the DJ wasn't that great, food was okay, and the lights were on the whole time? totally weird. Oh but Yaya did want to kill people, which is always entertaining- she was basically trying to start fights with everyone at the dance. So that night was mow. Anyshways... saturday night was a complete turnaround.. and YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU READ THIS !!!! hhahahahhahaha

so dre and kitty got back from softball late because we were in scranton, so we didn't get back to campus until 10. (after the games we just HAD to stop in scranton at one of the lesbian on the softball team's mansion-- legit ridiculous though. sick movie theater/guest house bigger than all our houses/yard the size of campus.)

Basically, we RAN to get ready and go to the bar. yaya wore a really cute blue/white striped skirt with a nice white shirt (lookin oh so sexayy) ... kitty wore one of Dre's SHIRTS... AS A DRESS.. (I KNOW YOU LOVE IT) ... WITH HEELS. KITTY = WHORE. LOVES IT. (but really, it wasn't that bad. you can see the pics lataaaaaaaa)

Yaya and kitty got a ride with a couple peoples, it was fun. We had a couple shots before we left (yaya said they actually were excrutiating lol) and went on our merry way. Got to the bar and ran into some Drew people which was nice, then made our way to the front again where there were open seats (near the band playing.. nicey right???) and kitty got to ORDER HER FIRST DRINK!!!! it was awkward though because she took the ID and like showed it to some guy ?? like as if they were just talking about it - not like she thought it was fake... but I don't know. she said happy birthday.

got LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS.. OF COURSE. Vincent bought birthday shots (red headed sluts) for the birthday girls and kept drankkkkkkkin of course. Yaya and kitty went to the bathroom to take pictures of our drunk selves (see facebook. haaha) and two guys were watching us when we walked back... (BECAUSE WERE SEX KITTENS), one of them was really cute- but they never came over to us. Then we were near the bar, standing, and a seat opened up. Yaya sat down and a guy came over to us with his friend and was like "yeahh so this creepy old guy likes to sit there its like... his seat..and hes probably gonna want it back" so he was a little flirty but definitely a lot older and we were like oh word. Yaya was just like ummm should i get up? like all nervous and he was like nahh nahh we'll take care of you. you guys can stay here... my friends big. itll be fine. The old guy came back (creepy mustache), asked yaya to get up. she got up immediately. THe guy told us to ask the guy to buy us drinks... we told him to ask... so the guy asked the creepy guy for a drink.. and then hes like "ooh hes gonna get one for me!" and like.. totally didn't work it. Like, should have asked us what we wanted... or given us the drink.. but legit took it and drank it and talked to creepy old guy? WEIRD. WHATEVER.

OK SO... Next boys......... we were standing at the bar and we were just like sorta dancing.. very very very drunk. Kitty had a blow job shot and another long island iced tea and thought she was going to puke so had to stop. Then, this guy comes up to kitty and basically challenges her to a dance off sorta thing?? (its a little hazy) ... introduces us to his friend, but then yaya is like WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. So basically dance off guy was kitty's (his name was Corey) and David was with yaya. We talked to them/hung out with them til last call at the bar (we were not expecting to be there that long at all) and they got us beers. They then invited themselves back to campus?? (We don't remember much of the conversation at the bar)... Kitty told Corey he was too old (in the meantime, he told Kitty that David was 31 FUCKING YEARS OLD. 31. told me not to tell yaya at all because he wanted them to 'connect' ... ummm.. i told her as soon as i had a chance).

So......drinking, being awkward in the suites (kitty's dad called it the SLUMS the other day.. so that is what its new name is... BTW), and then yaya and 31 year old made out.Her defense is that she hasn't made out in awhile and shwatevvvssss.BAHAHHAH.we just told alex from e-house and she crackeeeed up hahahhaha.SO yeah,David.31.Owns a deli.what the fuck.lol. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee. corey fell asleep on vin's suite's couch... and kitty darted out and left him there. GOOD TIMES .. :) By the way I just facebook stalked the corey and found him.boo yah.not adding obviously.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVE YOU,
hope you enjoyed this one
PS ALMOST HUN GOUT WITH CHAMINADE LAST NIGHT. DRE'S BOY INVITED HIM OVER BUT HE TOOK TOO LONG AND WE FFELLLL ASLEEp..

oooh, and dre and yaya want kitty to hook up with a freshman hes friends with... is that bad?! hes so cute ! and he thinks im hot. ok. idk. bye.

<33333, schnuurrrrrrrr, kisseeees,
kitty and lady yaya

April 13, 2009

tots mcgoats (yeah, i dont care if you hate it mongeese.. hehe)

hiiiiiiiie,

so this weekend was fun, mostly because my sisters sweet 16. me, dre, and yaya probably had the best time in the world. I got wasted in front of my family for the first time (and dropped my fork on me while eating.. tomato sauce all over my beautiful yellow dress.. but it was saved!!) and danced the night away. My mom's friend was making us our drinks- cosmopolitans, that were so strong, we probably could have used chasers just to sip it. I was done after 3 (LIGHT WEIGHT!!!) and slightly ridiculous. Apparently I started trying to feed alcohol to my sister? But I don't remember that.

Anyway, creepy DJ actually pointed me out at the end of the party saying "OHHH SHE HAD A GOOD TIME", and I was basically scared the entire night that I was being watched because I was VERY intoxicated. Other than that, we were the life of the party. SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS LOVE US. We all danced with young boys (my favorite actually came up to me and asked me to dance.. cutie)... so life was ... interesting. FUNNY picture up on fbook, so mongeese- you have to see them FO SHO. We had the absolute best time... and everyone loved us... and the food was yummy... like i said, my dress is better so I'm happy because that was really the only bad thing that happened all night.

So last night I got back to school, but before I went, of course, I brought two trays of leftovers (AYYYEE AYYYEE) and alcohol (YUP)... my mom actually let me bring alcohol... as she should... since my birthday is the DAY AFTER TOMORROW .. but I brough tback like almost a full 24 of beer, a handle of rum, some wine, some tequila... partay time. :)

Anyways, Mongeese, that text message was terrifying, and absolutely way over 160 characters.. which obviously blew my mind. HAhaha.. Really that is so creepy and so like ew anyway because umm its like .. thanks? i guess? you want an asian girl? coolio.

Other than that, nothing is special in my life other than the fact that I got back to the room last night after a drive from hell (yaya and i were stuck in like 2 hours of traffic.. and then got lost... yes. took us over 3 hours to get here)... then i came back and found out i have a small paper due tomorrow (YAY) and a presentation to do on Friday. (on top of the assignments I already knew about, including a quiz, a test, and a discussion) ... good news we have 8 softball games this week (wed, thurs, fri, and saturday)... so its gonna be a good one.

At least Ill be 21 on Wednesday ... hehehheehe

shlove you mongeesee.. wish you were here..

schnurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
meowwwwwwwwww
<333,
kittttttty

April 12, 2009

HAPPY EASTER!!

Happy Easter ladies!! Hope you guys are having wonderful family time and lots of delicious foood! It soo does not feel like Easter here at all (it was hot and a lil humid today) and I didn't get a big Easter lunch/dinner :( But I still had fun. Meghan, Akilah (my housemate), and I went on a bus tour of some of the beaches and the diff areas in the city. Meg and I were out til 4 last night so we were both a lil tired and hungover. It was a nice tour in an air conditioned, cushioned bus... a lazy day. Tomorrow we are going skydiving in Wollogong so after I finish this blog I'm going to beddd!! It's only 10:30pm right now btw lol. I haven't gone to bed/slept in in awhile so I'm pretty excited to go to bed haha! I'm sad I know.

Sooo I wanted to tell you the story of my creepy aussie stalker. So the night I went to Scubar and made out with my first aussie (yay!), I also met this aussie Steve. We danced for like maybe 3 songs but I didn't make out with him or anything and then we talked for my 15-20 minutes outside right before Meg and I went home. So really I didn't hang out with him that much... He was really nice, pretty good looking, surfed, and told me he could def teach me how to surf. I was actually pretty excited because he sounded like he really would be down for giving me a couple lessons. Okay, so the next day he texts me saying, and I quote, "It started about 5 years ago when i was over seas. I was attracted to thi girl. it was an unimaginable feeling... i went back to visit her after 3years but was cut in half when i found out it wasnt a mutal feeling. since then ive looked every day n sometimes when im driving i find and nearly crash my car cos im put under this trance and my mind just goes blank. i cant change my attraction to that image. its really simple what im looking for. i dont know why but its the shape of the girls eyes. it drives me crazy. you have thos eyes n i want them. n i will do anything to b able to look into them every day. im going to hate myself if this makesu think i am a weirdo cos i show my heart felt feeling to you to fast but i would regret it more if i didnt say anything at all... it brings me to tears. i want you." UMMMMM WTF!!!! seriously i couldnt even make this shit up! so basically hes saying that hes still in love with some girl he met 5 years ago, who was asian, and i have her eyes so now he wants me. or rather wants my eyes. lol! he wants to eye fuck the shit out of me i guess...scuse my french. i guess i dont get it cuz there is like a bajillion asian girls here in sydney and he had only met me for like maybe an hour total. so yeah i texted him back just being like i dont really know what to say and blahblah. i told him maybe we could meet up another night (pssh yeah right) and then he got angry when i didnt text him. so hopefullly thats over with. but um caaaaarazy right?? just proves that no matter where you go there will always be creepers and crazies. anyways, i hope this is a nice easter story for you all to read!! im pretty tired so im gonna go sleepies. schlove you long time!!

elephant juice,
mongeese

p.s. just to keep count of my hookups: last night i snogged a british lad who wont stop friggin texting me. but i might hang out with him again cuz he was entertaining lol talked my friggin ear off tho. we shall see.... my sexytime counter still at zero. damn. i guess illhave to go take one of those infamous lady yaya scrunchie time showers ;)