funnnnn storyyyyy for youuuuuuuu

okay. sooooo first off, junior/senior was not fun. We did not drink enough to enjoy it and it was awkward because the DJ wasn't that great, food was okay, and the lights were on the whole time? totally weird. Oh but Yaya did want to kill people, which is always entertaining- she was basically trying to start fights with everyone at the dance. So that night was mow. Anyshways... saturday night was a complete turnaround.. and YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU READ THIS !!!! hhahahahhahaha

so dre and kitty got back from softball late because we were in scranton, so we didn't get back to campus until 10. (after the games we just HAD to stop in scranton at one of the lesbian on the softball team's mansion-- legit ridiculous though. sick movie theater/guest house bigger than all our houses/yard the size of campus.)

Basically, we RAN to get ready and go to the bar. yaya wore a really cute blue/white striped skirt with a nice white shirt (lookin oh so sexayy) ... kitty wore one of Dre's SHIRTS... AS A DRESS.. (I KNOW YOU LOVE IT) ... WITH HEELS. KITTY = WHORE. LOVES IT. (but really, it wasn't that bad. you can see the pics lataaaaaaaa)

Yaya and kitty got a ride with a couple peoples, it was fun. We had a couple shots before we left (yaya said they actually were excrutiating lol) and went on our merry way. Got to the bar and ran into some Drew people which was nice, then made our way to the front again where there were open seats (near the band playing.. nicey right???) and kitty got to ORDER HER FIRST DRINK!!!! it was awkward though because she took the ID and like showed it to some guy ?? like as if they were just talking about it - not like she thought it was fake... but I don't know. she said happy birthday.

got LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS.. OF COURSE. Vincent bought birthday shots (red headed sluts) for the birthday girls and kept drankkkkkkkin of course. Yaya and kitty went to the bathroom to take pictures of our drunk selves (see facebook. haaha) and two guys were watching us when we walked back... (BECAUSE WERE SEX KITTENS), one of them was really cute- but they never came over to us. Then we were near the bar, standing, and a seat opened up. Yaya sat down and a guy came over to us with his friend and was like "yeahh so this creepy old guy likes to sit there its like... his seat..and hes probably gonna want it back" so he was a little flirty but definitely a lot older and we were like oh word. Yaya was just like ummm should i get up? like all nervous and he was like nahh nahh we'll take care of you. you guys can stay here... my friends big. itll be fine. The old guy came back (creepy mustache), asked yaya to get up. she got up immediately. THe guy told us to ask the guy to buy us drinks... we told him to ask... so the guy asked the creepy guy for a drink.. and then hes like "ooh hes gonna get one for me!" and like.. totally didn't work it. Like, should have asked us what we wanted... or given us the drink.. but legit took it and drank it and talked to creepy old guy? WEIRD. WHATEVER.

OK SO... Next boys......... we were standing at the bar and we were just like sorta dancing.. very very very drunk. Kitty had a blow job shot and another long island iced tea and thought she was going to puke so had to stop. Then, this guy comes up to kitty and basically challenges her to a dance off sorta thing?? (its a little hazy) ... introduces us to his friend, but then yaya is like WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. So basically dance off guy was kitty's (his name was Corey) and David was with yaya. We talked to them/hung out with them til last call at the bar (we were not expecting to be there that long at all) and they got us beers. They then invited themselves back to campus?? (We don't remember much of the conversation at the bar)... Kitty told Corey he was too old (in the meantime, he told Kitty that David was 31 FUCKING YEARS OLD. 31. told me not to tell yaya at all because he wanted them to 'connect' ... ummm.. i told her as soon as i had a chance).

So......drinking, being awkward in the suites (kitty's dad called it the SLUMS the other day.. so that is what its new name is... BTW), and then yaya and 31 year old made out.Her defense is that she hasn't made out in awhile and shwatevvvssss.BAHAHHAH.we just told alex from e-house and she crackeeeed up hahahhaha.SO yeah,David.31.Owns a deli.what the fuck.lol. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee. corey fell asleep on vin's suite's couch... and kitty darted out and left him there. GOOD TIMES .. :) By the way I just facebook stalked the corey and found him.boo yah.not adding obviously.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVE YOU,
hope you enjoyed this one
PS ALMOST HUN GOUT WITH CHAMINADE LAST NIGHT. DRE'S BOY INVITED HIM OVER BUT HE TOOK TOO LONG AND WE FFELLLL ASLEEp..

oooh, and dre and yaya want kitty to hook up with a freshman hes friends with... is that bad?! hes so cute ! and he thinks im hot. ok. idk. bye.

<33333, schnuurrrrrrrr, kisseeees,
kitty and lady yaya